GMA jokes ulit

Habang naghihintay kami ng pahayag ng Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines, eto muna ang ilang jokes na nakuha ko sa Plaridel Papers, ang mailing list ni Pete Lacaba:

Clinton and GMA were clasmates, di ba?
Clinton’s scandal had to do with a cigar.
GMA’s scandal has to do with garci.

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Tchr: Today we’re studyng percentages. If there are ten questions on
a quiz and you get ten correct, what do you get?
AteGlo: Accused of cheating.

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I love GMA. I support GMA. I don’t want GM to resign! (Send ds 2 20
friends & in 3 days U wil lose 20 friends.) at mgsisisi ka 4 ur
lapse in judgment!

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GMA 2 PNP- there is a group that is out to destroy me and my family.
PNP- we confirm that mam. The group is known as the PUBLIC.

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May nagdeliver ng crib sa Tanay, at nagalit si Erap.
Erap: Wala naman akong baby dito ah!
Delivery man: Sir, lilipat na rin po si GLORIA!!

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GMA: Sana palarin akong makamit ang katangian nla Cory at Susan.
Inquirer: Ano po ba yun, Ma’am?
GMA: Yung pagiging biyuda nila. Wala sanang problema ang bayan.

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Naloko na ang pinas! Ayaw ke noli kc 2 1st lady, ayaw ke loren kc 2
1st gentlemen, ayaw ke Edi Gil kc 2 na lang buhok, ayaw kay Lacson kc
2 ang gender!

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Mapapawalang bisa ang kasal ni GMA at Mike Arroyo. Magkapatid pala
sila ayon kay Susan Roces: “ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw”

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Sung to the tune of HELLO DOLLY:
Hello Garci, oh hello Garci, it’s so nice to have you at the COMELEC.
You did so well Garci, I can tell Garci, they’re still searching,
really searching, how you did those wrongs. I see the HOUSE probing,
with our gang blocking, with those old familiar rules from way back
when. So tago ka muna, wag ka pakita muna, Garci will never be seen
again!

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Maraming reptiles ang nakapaligid sa Malakanyang: aSAWA, BAYAWak at ANAKonda!