Habang naghihintay kami ng pahayag ng Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines, eto muna ang ilang jokes na nakuha ko sa Plaridel Papers, ang mailing list ni Pete Lacaba:
Clinton and GMA were clasmates, di ba?
Clinton’s scandal had to do with a cigar.
GMA’s scandal has to do with garci.
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Tchr: Today we’re studyng percentages. If there are ten questions on
a quiz and you get ten correct, what do you get?
AteGlo: Accused of cheating.
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I love GMA. I support GMA. I don’t want GM to resign! (Send ds 2 20
friends & in 3 days U wil lose 20 friends.) at mgsisisi ka 4 ur
lapse in judgment!
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GMA 2 PNP- there is a group that is out to destroy me and my family.
PNP- we confirm that mam. The group is known as the PUBLIC.
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May nagdeliver ng crib sa Tanay, at nagalit si Erap.
Erap: Wala naman akong baby dito ah!
Delivery man: Sir, lilipat na rin po si GLORIA!!
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GMA: Sana palarin akong makamit ang katangian nla Cory at Susan.
Inquirer: Ano po ba yun, Ma’am?
GMA: Yung pagiging biyuda nila. Wala sanang problema ang bayan.
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Naloko na ang pinas! Ayaw ke noli kc 2 1st lady, ayaw ke loren kc 2
1st gentlemen, ayaw ke Edi Gil kc 2 na lang buhok, ayaw kay Lacson kc
2 ang gender!
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Mapapawalang bisa ang kasal ni GMA at Mike Arroyo. Magkapatid pala
sila ayon kay Susan Roces: “ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw”
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Sung to the tune of HELLO DOLLY:
Hello Garci, oh hello Garci, it’s so nice to have you at the COMELEC.
You did so well Garci, I can tell Garci, they’re still searching,
really searching, how you did those wrongs. I see the HOUSE probing,
with our gang blocking, with those old familiar rules from way back
when. So tago ka muna, wag ka pakita muna, Garci will never be seen
again!
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Maraming reptiles ang nakapaligid sa Malakanyang: aSAWA, BAYAWak at ANAKonda!
Ederic Eder
Ederic is a Filipino communications worker in the telecom, media, and technology industry. He writes about K-dramas and Korean celebrities for Hallyudorama.
He used to be a social media manager for news at GMA Network, where he also headed YouScoop, GMA News and Public Affairs’ citizen journalism arm.
He was with Yahoo! Philippines for more than three years before returning to GMA Network, where he was also previously part of the News Research section.
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Aba, Binibining Mocha / Napupuno ka ng grasya / Ang poon ng mga DDS ay…
neahahahahah, wawa naman c precdent., lagi nlng xa topic ng katatawanan., hhhhaaaaaayyyyy, kung ako xa, magreresign na lang aq para wah problema!
marami pang jokes sa http://txtm8s.tinig.com/category/gloria-jokes/
hala kayo lagot na c gloria,cguradong mag aalburo2 yun pag nbsa 2,pero infearnis more pah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hind lang sawa,bayawak at anakonda ang ng doon,lahat ng wild animals ang doon pano ang hirap nilang pA amoin…….
hahahahah! kataw-anan jud!!!! mashutay jud si gloria if ever mabasa ni niya….. hehehehe…
ganda ng jokes! more… more..
hi 8s so nce tlga ung joke na mramng reptle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRABE 22o un ha!!!!!
Uy ederic, thanks sa jokes. Natawa talaga ako. I needed that. Regards sa inyong dalawa ni Myla. Kahit di nyo ko kilala in person binabati ko kayo. 🙂
ay, pero as usual, sometimes the jokes descend to the level of insensitivity and utter crassness. ya know, the gay jokes and the height jokes. tsk tsk. a lot are funny, but some are just downright nasty. at tiba-tiba na naman ang telcos. hihi.
Katawa yung last hehehe. di ko rin ma-imagine kung share sila sa neighborhood ng tanay. 😀
i liked the one with the crib the best :D….hopping from sassy’s blogs
hi! i saw your links on txtpower.org! cool!
offtopic:
i think, this one will be of interest to you. http://marhgil.blogspot.com/2005/07/smart-roaming-email-exchange.html
regards,
MarhgiL