Eddie Gil Jokes

Artista na si Eddie Gil. Di nakaporma sa politika, pero rumaratsada na sa showbiz. At ngayon, kumakalat na ang mga Eddie Gil Jokes. Paano ba ‘yan, Erap?

Ngapala, yung page ko na puro feedback ng mga fans at di fans ni Eddie Gil, ginawan ko ng sariling address: http://www.eddiegil.tk. Pero kung gusto ninyo ay iyong what looks like his official web site, go to EddieGil.org.

Medyas
Isang alalay: Boss Eddie Gil, bakit magkaiba ang medyas mo? Isang green, isang red.
Eddie Gil: Ewan ko nga kung saan ito nabili ni Misis. May isang pares pa ako na ganito sa bahay.

Eddie Gil Makes a Wish
Eddie Gil shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs.
Genie: I’m not that good. Make another wish!
Eddie Gil: Okay. Make me intelligent!
Genie: Can i see the map again?

Eddie Gil calling a hotel receptionist.
Eddie Gil: Paano ako makakalabas dito sa kuwarto ko?
Receptionist: Bakit po sir, ano pong problema sa mga pinto?
Eddie Gil: Dalawa lang ang pinto. Ang isa pag bukas ko banyo. ‘Yung isa naman may nakasabit na “do not disturb.”

Medical Exam
Eddie Gil is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well. His pants, socks and watch follow suit. The nurse, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. “Miss, I am only following the instructions, ” he says, ” it says here, “Answer the following questions in brief’.”

Elevator
Eddie Villanueva: Sorry I’m late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for one hour
Eddie Gil: Wala yan ako three hours sa escalator.

Six or Eight
Eddie Gil calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Eddie Gil: Six, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Ballerina
While watching a ballerina tip toeing on stage, Eddie Gil commented: “Ang tanga naman ng direktor! Bakit hindi na lang sya kumuha ng matangkad?!”

In a coffee shop:
Eddie Gil: 1 coffee please
Waiter: Decaf, sir?
Eddie Gil: Of course! Debaso is too big and too much for me!

Pizzeria
While in a pizzeria.
Eddie Gil : What are your specialties?
Waiter : Sir, we serve all kinds of pizza.
Eddie Gil : Talaga, bigyan mo nga ako ng Shakey’s!!

Science Class
In a science class.
Classmate : Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot ang elisi, uma-angat sa lupa? Bakit yung bentilador kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?
Eddie Gil : Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung bentilador may kurdon!

There was a magic mirror that ate liars.
An ugly person stood in front of it and said: I think I’m CUTE! – kinain siya.
Then, a fat person stood in front of it and said: I think I’m SEXY! – kinain siya.
Then, Eddie Gil stood in front of it and said: I think… – kinain na.

0 Replies to “Eddie Gil Jokes”

  1. Yep, most of these jokes were erap jokes. They were published and no doubt he made money from the book. We can have an Eddie Gil book and still make money…

  2. nagwiwig ba si eddie gil hanggang ngayon when he entered the showbize career!ang request sana may buhok na siya bakit ang cute niya kamukha ni pipoy $ana magdiet siya para hindi siya pagtawanan ng mga televiewers niya at fans niya!and yung face niya puede ipafacial wash niyo kc HINDI SIYA BAGAY MAGIGNG ISANG SINGER AT HINDI SIYA BAGAY MAGING HOST SA T.V BAGAY SIYA SA MGA COMEDY AT ANG PRTNER NIYA SI MADAM AURING AT SI MAHAL AND DAGUL!BAKIT SUPER BIG ANG STOMACH NI EDDIE GIL!AND ANG PANGIT NIYA!

  3. At least Eddie Gil entartains us with his unique personality di ba… Hindi ka buwisit pag sinabing FPJ di ba????

  4. kurt alex> wla kmi masabi ky idol pinapasaya kmi always ur d man..

    grunge> eddie kylan mo pa2 semento ung buong pacipic ocean txt bck asap /hehehe

    mykel> inip n inip n kmi s album mo

    psycho> my balak k rin bng mag BOLD?

    allan> yiiiiiiiiii ayokong isipin waaaaaaaa

    nher> que horror

  5. sana gmwa cla ng bold movies ni madam auring, bagay cla parehong amoy lupa…… walang panapat si william hung kay eddie gil, langya sda best IDIOT i see…….

  6. okey yan si eddie gil

    tunay na tao mapag-bigay, maka-tao, maka-dios

    isang bansa isang diwa

    One God, One People and One Nation

    G – GOD
    I – IS
    L – LOVE

    THE BEST PRESIDENTIABLE EVER

    KAYA NYANG BAYARAN ANG UTANG NG PILIPINAS KASAM MGA UTANG NYO OKEY

    RELAX LANG DARATING TAYO DYAN OKEY

  7. ISANG BANSA ISANG DIWA FOUNDATION INC.

    EDDIE C. GIL
    Chairman

    ONE GOD, ONE PEOPLE, ONE NATION

    Visions

    1.Liberate the poor people from the bondage of poverty
    2.Values transformation thru reforms
    3.One God, One people with One Nation
    4.In Unity there is strength and nothing is impossible
    5.Quality to become a good and God-fearing Filipinos
    6.Automatic economic recovery thru reforms
    7.Free education to all Filipinos, Free hospitalization, A decent house, Insurance and Retirement benefits, and Job for all unemployed and under-graduates

    Creed
    We believe in a good government of values reformation and the Holy Bible as our guide of which the Almighty God as our Supreme Creator and Beloved Son Jesus Christ as only Savior.

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