Actually, hindi naman 6/6/6 ngayon. 06/06/06 o 06/06/2006 naman e. Kaya huwag kang matakot, nandito lang ako sa iyong tabi… lalalala. Napakanta tuloy ako.

Anyways, maraming kuwento tungkol sa 666. Ang mga Iglesia ni Cristo (Manalo version) at ibang fundamentalist Christians, halimbawa, sinasabing ang Santo Papa raw ang 666 dahil sa Vicarius Felii Dei (Proxy ng Anak ng Diyos) na isa sa mga titulo ng Papa. Kaso lang, hindi naman pangalan iyon, kundi title. Saka sangkaterba na ang mga dumaang Papa. Eh, sino sa kanila? Ano ‘yun namamana ang pagka-beast? Imposibleng ang unang Papa, na si Pedro. Medyo itinatwa nga niya si Jesus nung down na down Siya, pero si Pedro ay namatay na martir para sa pananampalataya. Imposibleng anti-Christ siya. Hindi rin puwedeng si Pope John Paul II. ‘Yun bang taong iyon na walang hinangad kundi pagkakaisa ng mga nagbabangayang pananampalataya, sasabihin mong anti-Christ?

May nagsasabing baka raw pulitiko. Imposibleng si Madam Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo o si George W. Bush! May mga anti-Christ bang nakakausap ang Diyos at pinaglilingkuran ni St. Micheal? Di rin puwede si Papa Ping (Lacson), kasi 888.ph ang domain name niya, hindi 666.

Mas pinaniniwalaan ko itong note sa New American Bible na nasa Vatican website: “Each of the letters of the alphabet in Hebrew as well as in Greek has a numerical value. Many possible combinations of letters will add up to 666, and many candidates have been nominated for this infamous number. The most likely is the emperor Caesar Nero (see the note on ? Rev 13:3), the Greek form of whose name in Hebrew letters gives the required sum. (The Latin form of this name equals 616, which is the reading of a few manuscripts.) Nero personifies the emperors who viciously persecuted the church. It has also been observed that “6” represents imperfection, falling short of the perfect number “7,” and is represented here in a triple or superlative form.

Kung di ka kumbinsido sa sagot ng Simbahan, sasakit lang ang ulo mo sa kakaisip kung sino o ano ang 666, at kung ano ang meron sa araw na ito. Kaya mag-enjoy na lang tayo. Basahin itong ninenok ko sa CatholicResources.org:

A Fun Collection of Beastly Numbers

666Biblical Number of the Beast
660Approximate Number of the Beast
DCLXVIRoman Numeral of the Beast
665Number of the Beast’s Older Brother
667Number of the Beast’s Younger Sister
668Number of the Beast’s Neighbor
999Number of the Australian Beast
333Number of the Semi-Beast
66Number of the Downsized Beast
6, uh…, I forgetNumber of the Blond Beast
666.0000Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9997856Number of the Beast on a Pentium
0.666Number of the Millibeast
X / 666Beast Common Denominator
0.00150150…Reciprocal of the Beast
-666Opposite of the Beast
666iImaginary Number of the Beast
6.66 x 102Scientific Notation of the Beast
25.8069758…Square Root of the Beast
443556Square of the Beast
1010011010Binary Number of the Beast
1232Octal of the Beast
29AHexidecimal of the Beast
2.8235Log of the Beast
6.5913Ln of the Beast
1.738 x 10289Anti-Log of the Beast
00666Zip Code of the Beast
666@hell.orgE-mail Address of the Beast
www.666.comWebsite of the Beast
1-666-666-6666Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
1-888-666-6666Toll Free Number of the Beast
1-900-666-6666Live Beasts, available now!  One-on-one
pacts!
Only $6.66 per minute!  [Must be over 18!]
666-66-6666Social Security Number of the Beast
Form 10666Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast
66.6%Tax Rate of the Beast
6.66%6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of
Hell
($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)
$666/hrBilling Rate of the Beast’s Lawyer
$665.95Retail Price of the Beast
$710.36Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax
$769.95Price of the Beast with accessories and
replacement soul
$656.66Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week
$646.66!)
$55.50Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy
installments
Phillips 666Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)
Route 666Highway of the Beast (where he gets his
kicks!)
666 mphSpeed Limit on the Beast’s Highway
6-6-6Fertilizer of the Beast
666 lb capWeight Limit of the Beast
666 MinutesWeekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily
from
Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)
666o FOven Temperature for Cooking "Roast
Beast"
666kRetirement Plan of the Beast
666 mgRecommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66Word Processor of the Beast
Windows 666Bill Gates’ Personal Beast Operating System
#666666Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this
table!)
i66686CPU of the Beast
666-IBMW of the Beast
IAM 666License Plate Number of the Beast
Formula 666All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666Spray Lubricant of the Beast
DSM-666 (rev)Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
66.6 MHzFM Radio Station of the Beast
666 KHzAM Radio Station of the Beast
66 for 6A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)
6 for 66Bowling Figures of the Beast
6/6/6Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)

Ederic Eder

Ederic is a Filipino communications worker in the telecom, media, and technology industry. He writes about K-dramas and Korean celebrities for Hallyudorama.

He used to be a social media manager for news at GMA Network, where he also headed YouScoop, GMA News and Public Affairs’ citizen journalism arm.

He was with Yahoo! Philippines for more than three years before returning to GMA Network, where he was also previously part of the News Research section.

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